Am I A God?

Chapter 246: Trial & Error

Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations

Realizing that he could not complete the mission by simply tricking Fit Bro, Zhao Yao raised his hand in the air and snapped his fingers again. Instantly, the cat in his arms disappeared.

“What’s the matter now?” Fit Bro complained with his forehead puckered together.

“I’m so sorry but I had a mix-up. I’ll go and get you the cat king immediately.” Zhao Yao’s body disappeared into thin air, leaving the gang of buff blokes alone.

“...”

...

Zhao Xue who sat cross-legged on the grass patch was still experimenting with her powers as her body would turn invisible from time to time. All of a sudden, King George who sat opposite her vanished into thin air.

“Hey, King George, are you still there?”

With the use of the illusion, Zhao Yao communicated with her using Matcha’s voice, “I have also turned invisible. Your next phase of training is to locate the invisible me.”

“Huh?” Zhao Xue squinted her eyes into a hard line as her eyes swept across the vast green plains. She was bent on locating King George even if it required her to scrutinize every blade of grass.

...

Something clouded Fit Bro’s vision momentarily before lamp God re-appeared with a fat orange cat dangling in his hands.

“This is the cat king of Jianmen University, here you go.” Zhao Yao nonchalantly threw the cat into Fit Bro’s hands.

Fit Bro instinctively reached his arms out and barely managed to catch the cat. From the looks of it, it was just an ordinary tabby. However, its eyes were filled with disdain for Fit Bro.

Fit Bro muttered, “So this is the king cat of Jiangmen University? Its eyes seem rather unique but it doesn’t look strong no matter how I look at it. Do you know what is its ability?”

“How am I supposed to know?” Zhao Yao just spouted whatever nonsense that came to his mind. Currently, all his attentions were focused on his BOOK and he was over the moon when he realized that the mission was completed. He thought, “So this requires me to physically complete the mission? Haha, it’s another easy 100*2 experience points earned!”

With this happy thought tucked at the back of his head, Zhao Yao looked towards Fit Bro whose eyes were gleaming with excitement. It was as if he had held a trove of treasure in his hands.

Matcha maintained his condescending stare at the muscular bloke cradling him in his arms. He thought, “Pretending as a lamp God? Zhao Yao came to the dugout in the middle of the night for this? How childish can he get?”

Zhao Yao gave a shrug of his shoulders and replied, “What do you know? Just sit tight and watch my performance.”

“Let’s see if I can create even more missions out of them.” Zhao Yao bit on his lower lip and was deep in thought, “Currently, these missions must be something that I can achieve. This means ...”

Zhao Yao stroked his chin and asked, “Roly Poly, what is the most painful experience in this world?”

Roly Poly cocked his head sideways and answered, “I read from the internet that a mother can experience up to 57 decibels of pain when giving birth.”

Zhao Yao pictured that scene in his head but continued questioning him, “Is there something that is even more tormenting, something more complicated and devastating? It must be a traumatizing experience that would force the person to kneel down and beg the Gods for help. Also, it must be something that men can biologically go through.”

Matcha who was cradled in Fit Bro’s arms wriggled out of it and started jumping up and down, “How about you get a man to give birth?”

Zhao Yao was left speechless by Matcha’s nonsense. Suddenly, it dawned on him as Zhao Yao began nodding his head violently, “What Matcha said makes f*cking sense. Matcha, you are a genius!”

With the snap of his finger, a new illusion had been cast.

Moments after receiving the cat king from the lamp God, the cat king death-glared the tattooed-man.

Ah Jie felt shivers down his spine and he started tapping Fit Bro’s shoulder, “Boss, I’ve got a feeling that the cat is staring at me.”

“Really?”

“I’m not lying, just take a look. It really is staring at me!” Suddenly, Ah Jie experienced a weird sensation from his belly and he instantly bent his body and clutched his stomach in his arms. There seemed to be an object jumping around in his stomach. Suddenly, his belly expanded.

Under pairs of watchful eyes, his belly had expanded as if it were a balloon.

“What’s happening?” Ah Jie stared dumbfoundedly at his belly as fear crossed his face, “What’s happening to my stomach?”

Zhao Yao tried his best to suppress his laughter, “What do you feel when you are pregnant? Hmph, never mind. I shall replace it with a sensation I’m more familiar with, the combination of diarrhea, appendicitis, and piles erupting simultaneously.”

“Ah!” Ah Jie’s shriek echoed down the entire dugout. The remaining blokes were taken aback by his sudden outburst. Fit Bro rushed forward and asked, “Ah Jie, what’s happening?”

“Ahhh!” Ah Jie collapsed to the floor and started writhing in pain. His belly continued expanding and had soon reached the size of a huge watermelon. Fear clouded his features as he muttered, “I ... I think I’m pregnant.”

Just when everyone was at a loss for what to do, the cat in Fit Bro’s arms swept its eyes across the room and stopped at Ah Shan.

“Ah Shan, I think the cat is staring at you.:”

“Staring at me?” Ah Shan froze on the spot. Suddenly, a trickle of cold sweat flowed down his cheeks as he crumbled to the ground, “What the f*ck is happening?”

Likewise, his belly began expanding at an unprecedented rate.

“This is the cat’s ability!” Someone finally reacted to the situation and exclaimed, “Whoever this cat makes eye contact with would get pregnant!”

All their blood ran cold as a chill went through their bodies. They stared at this frightening monster and stumbled backward.

Even Fit Bro’s heart started pounding. His heart was in his throat but he forced a smile on his face and said, “That’s rubbish. How can there be such a lame power in this world ...”

Before he could even finish his statement, the cat had already turned its head around and gave Fit Bro a cold hard stare. Panic assailed Fit Bro as he instinctively threw the cat into the air.

He started touching his stomach and acted all calm and composed, “See, nothing’s happening. I already told you that there was no such power ...”

When he was in the midst of explaining, a thunderous explosion erupted from his stomach.

“Ahhh!” Fit Bro’s chest rose as he took in a deep breath. His body immediately collapsed to the ground and he was drenched in cold sweat. His reaction was even more exaggerated than Ah Jie and Ah Shan’s.

Following the simultaneous explosion of piles, diarrhea, and appendicitis, he struggled to even communicate. Suddenly, an intense stench emanated from his body.

Even Zhao Yao was taken aback by the intensity of the smell. He pinched his nose to prevent himself from vomiting. He thought, “Oh no, did I accidentally incorporate my image of Mango’s diarrhea? This is bad.”

Fit Bro was on the verge of breaking down. His stomach continued expanding, while a wave of literal shit swarmed towards his anus. The pain was unimaginable. He could feel his body being torn apart by the searing pain.

“Quick! Get a hold of that cat!” Fit Bro shook violently like a lunatic and pointed his finger at it. The cat retaliated by sending a death glare at each of them. Whenever their eyes met, the muscular bloke would simply take a few steps back in fear.

“D*mn it, just get hold of it. Stop its power!”

A flash of despair flashed across his eyes as Fit Bro witnessed his subordinates falling to the ground, one by one.

The pain erupting in their bodies rendered them incapable of even moving. Luckily, the orange cat did not bother with a follow-up attack. It simply laid there and groomed itself.

They dared not imagine what would happen if their eyes met again. Miscarriage? Another baby?

At this moment, Zhao Yao thought it was time for him to show his face.

The lamp God floated to Fit Bro and whispered into his ears, “What happened? Do you want to make another wish?”

“Lamp God!” Fit Bro’s eyes welled up with tears when he saw Zhao Yao. He exclaimed, “Help me capture that cat! No, get rid of its power acting on my body!”

Zhao Yao took a glance at his head and was disappointed by the lack of the golden exclamation mark. He scoffed, “No, I do not feel your sincerity.”

Regardless of how badly Fit Bro pleaded, the exclamation mark just did not appear.

However, Zhao Yao had developed a theory in his head, “Other than the first two provisions that require the mission to be related to supercats and be something achievable. The mission cannot be created or resolved using my illusion! That’s why I failed to complete the first mission!”

Lamp God shook his head and muttered, “This is too dangerous. If I knew that this cat was so dangerous, I wouldn’t even have brought it here. What if I get pregnant when it stares at me?”

Fit Bro was on the verge of turning crazy as he exclaimed, “So what am I supposed to do?”

“Why not ... just give birth to this baby?”