Forced To Be A General, I Just Wanted To Retire

Kuro estimated that he could not find the kind of pirate that could demote him.

No matter how high the bounty of a vicious pirate is, as long as he is willing to join the Marine, I can settle it myself.

Crowe thought about it again and said uncertainly, “Are we going to… get another complaint?”

“I complained about it X X X X!!”

Kuro could not help but curse.

What the hell is he complaining about? Who knows what the World Government is thinking? He had clearly driven them away so violently, but the Revolutionary Army intervened and made the World Government think that they had also protected those famous people and nobles.

How can this be considered a credit?

Seeing Kuro’s angry expression, Crowe thought for a while and said in a clear voice, “Mr. Kuro, I have three ways to ensure your safety.”

“Tell me about it.”

“I’ll teach you how to do the opposite and take the initiative to find those big pirates and arrest them. As long as there are no threats, there is nothing in West Blue that can bother you, okay?”

“Oh? Can I be demoted?”

Crowe shook his head. “No, catching pirates is a meritorious deed. This plan is mainly to make you a Rear Admiral or even a Vice-Admiral, and you can enter the headquarters to support your faction. This is a relatively safe plan.”

“Then I might as well transfer back to the headquarters and change it.” Kuro rolled his eyes.

Crowe continued, “Then I’ll teach you the strategy of shrinking your territory and guarding Pegasus Island. You won’t even care about the nearby jurisdiction sea, and the pirates won’t attack the Marine base for no reason. Stay in the base and you’ll be safe, okay?”

“Can I be demoted?”

Crowe still shook his head. “No, if we encounter pirates who want to challenge Marine, we still need to take action. Over time, we will still be promoted.”

“What bad idea, change it.” Kuro rolled his eyes.

“Then I will teach you how to pretend to be defeated. When you encounter ordinary small pirates, pretend to be defeated once, twice, three times. After a long time, Marine will feel ashamed and will not pay attention to you anymore. You can also be safe, okay?”

“Good my ass!”

Leda rolled her eyes. “Are you kidding me, Crowe? Use your pig brain to think. How can you agree to such a thing? Kuro will not lose, absolutely not!”

“I’m not a pig brain, I’m a dog brain,” Crowe corrected. “I’m now a person who ate ‘canine fruit’ and I’m essentially a ‘canine man’, so a pig brain is wrong.”

What are you doing instead of being a good person?

Kuro was speechless. He thought for a moment and continued to ask, “Can I be demoted?”

“You still can’t. Because of Admiral Kizaru, maybe you will be directly transferred back to Headquarters for re-training, but it will be very safe,” said Crowe.

“Change another one.” Kuro waved his hand.

Crowe bared his teeth and resisted the urge to knock on Kuro’s head three times. He said, “You don’t want this, you don’t want that either, you’re a shrew…”

“Yes?”

“For the first time, I suddenly don’t have any ideas today. Look, I just got up and I’m out shopping and doing nothing. You suddenly asked me this and I haven’t even brushed my teeth.” Crowe swallowed his saliva.

“If you can’t think of anything today, I will sting you to death!” Kuro gritted his teeth.

Damn it, I have nothing to do outside every day and I’m happy to greet the residents. Do you know that I don’t eat well or sleep well now? The word ‘promotion’ doesn’t seem right no matter how I look at it. After looking at it for a long time, I can see that the word is written in ‘dangerous’!

Faced with Kuro’s anger, Crowe pursed his lips. He felt that if he didn’t have any ideas today, he would probably be ‘trained’ by Kuro.

How can it be repaired!

Why wasn’t Basil here at this time? If he was beaten up, he could still beat Kuro back.

Wait …

“I got it!”

Crowe’s lenses glowed as he adjusted his glasses confidently and said gracefully, “Mr. Kuro, we can recall Basil Kuro. Calculating the time, his Headquarters training should be ending soon.”

“Sazir?”

Kuro was stunned. “What use is he?”

“His name is Kuro, Mr. Kuro!”

Crowe smiled excitedly. “In any case, it’s all Kuro. Even if he accidentally made a contribution later, we can totally push the credit to him.”

That’s right!

Kuro thought about it and beamed.

It really seems possible.

This is the West Blue, and there are not many big pirates here. With his stable approach, he basically won’t encounter any big pirates. If he is really unlucky enough to meet someone like the Nation of Insects, he will directly push it on Basil.

Unlike Cass, Cass claimed that he was the one who instructed and taught him when he reported it. This credit is on him.

He is not the kind of superior who will swallow the credit of others, and this little devil, Basil, looks nothing, but his ambition is not small, so I will give him that opportunity.

With such a person standing in front of him and him living in seclusion behind the scenes, this is another layer of security.

As for Kaz, she had to find a chance to get rid of him. That would be another guarantee.

No, that’s not right… I can’t take it away yet. It’s easy for him to control it under my watch now. If he leaves, he might cause some trouble for me.

If they dare to oppose the Revolutionary Army today, they might go to Yonkō (Four Emperors) tomorrow.

After thinking about it, Kuro temporarily gave up on dealing with Kaz.

“There’s finally a good one. I’ll spare you today and see if there’s a more perfect plan later.”

Crowe’s idea reduced the melancholy in his heart by a little.

“Then I’ll go brush my teeth, Mr. Kuro.”

Crowe did not dare to stay too long, afraid that Kuro, who was hiding his anger, would find an excuse to beat him up and quickly retreat.

Leda poured the last plate of steak into her mouth. She casually chewed and swallowed it, patted her little belly and made a satisfied sound, then turned to Kuro:

“Kuro, do you really not want to be promoted? I think it doesn’t matter, you are already very strong.”

“What do you mean I’m strong? Lida, I’ve told you this countless times. If we survive in this world, we have to be full of reverence for the world, do you know that? Let’s not talk about anything else, just you alone, if I don’t know anything, and you suddenly sneak attack me, maybe my physical strength will be exhausted. If there are any enemies next to me, wouldn’t I be dead?” Kuro said seriously.

“Are you kidding me? I sucked you dry?” Leda looked at Kuro as if he was a ghost.

“It doesn’t matter whether you can suck it dry or not. There is a big mountain outside the mountain and a brothel outside the mountain. You can’t not believe in this thing. Look at that damn Grand Line, what the hell is it? I am promoted back now. I am very tired every day, do you know that? I am like a little rabbit in fear!”

Leda rolled her eyes.

You Little Rabbit?

Can you tear apart the skin of a rabbit that can transform into a dragon or a fierce lion?

Or do you treat the people of the sea as grass and can eat them anywhere?

Rabbit is definitely enough to deal with weeds and grass.