I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 1717: Let’s Go Take Revenge

The enchantment barrier around the city was suddenly lifted.

The horrified cultivators within the city finally felt relieved.

All of them celebrated with elation and bowed toward that senior in the sky before making their way out of the city, upon which all of them were dumbstruck.

“Holy f*ck! What is this place?”

City Lord Chen Dian looked around at his surroundings with confusion on his face. “My city is in the sky?!”

He was being greeted by the sight of a boundless sea of clouds.

His city was situated above the clouds!

A cold wind blew past...

Chen Dian shivered, but he still somewhat recovered his composure.

“Did that Senior launch our city into the sky? It’s very much possible! But why would they do that? What did we do to deserve this?” Chen Dian was on the verge of tears.

As the city lord, he was responsible for the safety of the entire city, but he was in complete despair and was at a loss for what to do.

The scenery was exceptionally beautiful here, but Chen Dian was not in the mood to look at any scenery. Right at this moment, two people appeared before him. The man was quite unfamiliar and had a pair of strange horns on his head, but the woman was very familiar. She was the number one beauty within their city and a top-notch doctor as well.

“City Lord Chen,” the middle-aged man said as he extended a polite salute.

“Greetings, you are...” Chen Dian spoke with a cautious expression.

The middle-aged man pulled out a map.

Chen Dian was a little disgruntled. He was not in the mood to be looking at any maps right now.

The middle-aged man smiled. “Where would you like your city to be located in the Kingdom of the Nine States? I can place it anywhere you want.”

Chen Dian: “???”

...

At the Four Nine Immortal Sect.

An Lin returned to his living quarters.

“An Lin, is Dongfang Zhuangshi alright now?” Xu Xiaolan asked with a tense expression.

A smug smile appeared on An Lin’s face. “You think there’s something that your dao partner can’t fix?”

Xu Xiaolan rolled her eyes at An Lin. “Yes yes yes, An Lin is the best.”

“Does that mean you saved Big Sister Dongfang?” Ye Ling skipped over to An Lin with excitement on her face.

She had heard the story between Dongfang Zhuangshi and Dongfang Mengjie from Xu Xiaolan and had been very touched by their story.

“She’s fine now. I can take you to meet her someday.” An Lin smiled.

Dongfang Zhuangshi’s wish had been granted, and as the figurative genie in the lamp, An Lin was feeling very good about himself.

“You wanna fight? I’m super strong.”

A voice message arrived from the distant Western Paradise.

The Battling Buddha was inviting An Lin for a battle again.

Ever since the Heavenly Human Tribe and its armies retreated into their turtle shells, the Battling Buddha had been bored out of his mind. After witnessing An Lin’s extraordinary power, all he thought about every day was to fight An Lin.

However, An Lin was not a man that would easily agree to a battle.

Little boys had to learn to protect themselves and couldn’t just go with anyone who invited them. They had to distance themselves and assess the situation to see if this was a sincere invitation with good intentions.

At the Four Nine Immortal Sect, An Lin would play around with Little Gu, walk Da Bai, beat up Little Huang, and enjoy Ye Ling and Xu Xiaolan’s massages from time to time. This was heaven on earth here, so why would he go all the way to the Buddhist Kingdom just for a fight? Was he retarded?

An Lin responded with a voice message of his own.

“Another day.”

Thus, his leisurely life continued.

An Lin gave his Vermilion Bird Mirror to Emperor Ziwei in the hope that he could repair it.

The mirror had blocked Heavenly Goddess Lin Yu’s karma attack for him and had cracked as it was unable to handle the terrifying power of that attack. The artifact spirit, Xiao Que, was fine, but the mirror was the equivalent of her face. Now that Xiao Que had been disfigured, she was in constant misery and An Lin was determined to fix her.

An Lin passed the Vermilion Bird Mirror to Little Tian as he instructed in a serious voice, “Tell Emperor Ziwei that I can pay any price to fix her. Money is not a problem.”

“Yes, Master!” Xue Zhantian immediately tore through space to travel toward the Heavenly Court.

Little Xie spoke in her cold voice, “Who would have thought that you would be so compassionate toward an artifact spirit?”

An Lin was speechless. “Isn’t this something I should do? Is my image really that terrible in your heart?”

“No.” Little Xie wagged a finger and said, “My image of you is even worse than you can imagine.”

An Lin: “...”

An Lin immediately injected a few bursts of Divine Weapon Origin Energy into Little Xie, drawing a series of delicate moans.

Sometimes, action spoke louder than words.

Sure enough, after feeding Little Xie, she no longer said any bad things about An Lin.

An Lin also summoned Xiao Fu and fed her in the same way.

These loli artifact spirits were all very dishonest with themselves, and An Lin had to make them concede their true selves through the use of his Divine Weapon Origin Energy. He then attended to Xiao Pang.

After satisfying all of them, he was completely exhausted and panted heavily as he sunbathed.

“Big Brother An, have some spirit fluid to replenish yourself, woof!” Da Bai jogged over with a bottle of spirit fluid in his mouth.

An Lin took the bottle of spirit fluid and took a large gulp.

The spirit liquid cooled him down, cleansed his body, and filled him with energy!

He was feeling very relaxed and carefree after subduing his artifact spirits and drinking some spirit fluid.

Xu Xiaolan was also relaxing beside him while drinking some fruit juice.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Astonishing pillars of water suddenly erupted over the lake before them.

Xuanyuan Cheng stood at the center of the lake with his eyes tightly closed, and the water around him surged relentlessly before exploding violently with explosive power!

He was trying to make water self-detonate, and it appeared that this spell technique was very close to success.

Xuanyuan Cheng’s number one retarded superfan, Shu Honglan, applauded with excitement, and her scorching eyes were transfixed upon Xuanyuan Cheng, as if he were the center of the universe.

An Lin began to wonder again just how long these two nutjobs were going to take to become dao partners.

“Sect Leader An Lin, I have some urgent news!”

A disciple hurried over from afar atop his sword.

An Lin stirred upon seeing this. Normally, news was reported to the elders. However, this disciple was delivering news directly to him. Could it be that the Heavenly Human Tribe United Army was attacking again?

The disciple handed him a piece of paper, upon which was drawn a massive map. This was a map of the southern region of the Tai Chu Continent, and there were three massive holes annotated upon the map.

There was a string of text that was particularly eye-catching: The soul power within the Tai Chu Continent reached a peak. Three spatial holes have appeared in the southern region of the Tai Chu Continent, through which one can reach the Spirit Realm, where the Spirit Patriarch is situated. Many Void Spirit Tribe living beings have already entered the Spirit Realm to try and find their own opportunities, including two of the most powerful beings within the Void Spirit Tribe, the God Engulfing Skeleton and Ember.

An Lin finally knew why this information was so important.

Xu Xiaolan’s pupils immediately contracted upon seeing this.

A conflicted expression appeared on her face. “An Lin...”

An Lin cut her off, “Let’s go exact our revenge, Xiaolan!”