Chapter 9
Stepping on Qi Zhifan’s shoulders, Wei Han entered the yard very smoothly. Recalling Qi Zhifan’s extremely reluctant face, his heart was blissful, all the worries were all swept out in an instant, not to mention how happy he was.
They said that utmost joy turns to sorrow. Wei Han didn’t expect that when he jumped in, he’d jumped into a chicken coop, and an unpleasant smell immediately stung his nostrils.
Covering his mouth and nose, Wei Han glanced around. Fuck, the car key was incredibly inside the egg heap, surrounded by a group of roosters and hens.
Probably the folk customs here were fierce: the chickens raised also had a domineering side that leaked out, especially the fiery red cockscomb of the powerful and ardent big rooster. Its fixed eyes stared at the ‘no good’ Wei Han.
Wei Han also didn’t want to provoke them, but he was already in the chicken coop.
The ferocious rooster let out a huge squawk and started chasing Wei Han while pecking at his butt non-stop, but couldn’t catch up to him. The ‘fat as a ball’ hens were not a little surprised, and flapped their wings to fly. Unfortunately, they couldn’t fly up and didn’t even move. But the fanning made feathers flew everywhere, causing Wei Han to sneeze several times.
After great difficulty, he picked up the car key, and Wei Han quickly fled the chicken coop.
Covered in chicken feathers, he inevitably also stepped on some chicken excrement. The very embarrassed Wei Han hurriedly took off the smelly coat, and also forcibly shook his head filled with feathers to clear them out.
Wei Han, who thought he was finally out of the abyss of suffering, just walked a few steps and didn’t expect that a big yellow dog would be guarding the yard. It barked “woof woof woof” viciously and fiercely.
Wei Han patted his chest. Fortunately, the dog was tied up by an iron chain, or it would have surely rushed to bite him.
“Moo-oo......”
Misfortune doesn’t come singly. Wei Han’s ears moved. He heard a bull calling. Was it a mistake?
Looking not far away, a big black bull was preparing to rush over. Wei Han was stupefied and looked down at his Big Red Wolf T-shirt. For the first time, he found out that his body was in red, a dazzling kind of red.
Fuck, help! He was not interested in being a matador!
Waiting outside the iron gate of the yard, Qi Zhifan heard the chickens squawking and dog barking inside. Now even the bull’s call was heard; the wind was a bit cluttered.
Finally, Qi Zhifan heard the sound of the iron gate opening that he’d been waiting for, and his mood, which had been immersed in the lowest point, finally also turned around. As soon as Wei Han came out, he hugged his head and continued to madly flee.
“Wei Han, are you sick, why are you running.” Qi Zhifan pulled Wei Han back.
“Only if you’re not sick, then can you run! If you’re bitten by the mad cow behind you, you might get mad cow disease!” Wei Han shouted, shook off Qi Zhifan, and continued to rush forward.
Qi Zhifan heard these words, surprised, and looked back to see the mighty, black bull. It really was a bad thing, and he was immediately forced to run.
As a result, in the lingering eco-natural wilderness, a big, black bull frantically chased two figures: a red Wei Han and a pink Qi Zhifan.
Running and looking at Wei Han who was running side by side with him, Qi Zhifan was angry till he almost passed out. “Fuck! You idiot, don’t run in same direction as me! We have to separate!”
“I don’t want to!” Wei Han refused with a big shout, “Wait for us to separate, it must chase me who’s wearing red. In case I draw him away, you’d definitely escape. Anyways, you never cared about my life and death.”
“You...”
Qi Zhifan was slightly sluggish. He did not expect Wei Han to think so badly of him.
Although he’d previously thought to simply and directly leave Wei Han behind and drive himself back with the car, but the idea only flashed past. He had intended to frighten Wei Han, driving the car for not even ten minutes for his mood to slightly ease, and then he’d turned back.
After all, Wei Han’s cooking was so delicious. He’d also always thought that everyday, to let Wei Han be willing to cook for himself, he really could be “willing” to.
“Wei Han, you listen to me well, I...later on, I...absolutely...” running a bit strained, Qi Zhifan gritted his teeth and said emphatically, “Will, not, leave, you, behind, without, caring!”
“......” Wei Han heard this and became foolish. After a moment’s pause, he quickly turned in another direction. Qi Zhifan relaxed momentarily and took a few breaths. But completely unexpectedly, this mad cow ran in Qi Zhifan’s direction instead. Did it actually fall for Beautiful Sheep’s pink?!
Qi Zhifan, “......”
Wei Han, “......”
“Odd Trouble, don’t be in a daze, hurry and run!”
Finally, thanks to the timely emergence of the owner, this farce came to an end. Qi Zhifan, who ran for several laps, leaned on a tree, his body bowed and kept panting.
Watching Qi Zhifan’s embarrassing appearance, Wei Han’s mood was a bit complicated. After he felt the dark pleasure course through his heart, he was a bit remorseful.
Wei Han slowly walked up, “Qi Zhifan, you’re not angry, right? Isn’t it just a few more laps of exercise? I say, you’re a big man, why are you breathing so much, is it a heat stroke? Or kidney deficiency? Not acting?”
“Cough...cough cough!” The stimulated Qi Zhifan suddenly looked up, his face bloodless and deathly white.
Wei Han looked at his about to collapse appearance, where would he be in the mood to still joke around. He hurried forward and supported him. “You face looks so bad. Do you really have kidney deficiency?”
Once again fiercely glaring at Wei Han, Qi Zhifan eyes turned and he immediately lost consciousness.
Wei Han held the fainted Qi Zhifan in his arms. Just awful, this time it seemed to be a big deal.
Ten o’clock in the evening, the hospital within the resort.
Mother Wei watched over the not yet awake Qi Zhifan, and Dad Qi called Wei Han outside of the ward, wanting to clarify something with him.
“Originally, this matter except for me, Little Fan didn’t want to let other people know. His self-esteem has always been very high, but the matter has come this far, I also can’t conceal. As you can see, Little Fan has low blood sugar (hypoglycemia) and can’t exercise vigorously, otherwise it’s easy to faint.”
Listening to Qi Hao’s words, Wei Han always had his head lowered, “I’m sorry, Uncle Qi. I really didn’t know, or else I also wouldn’t...”
“It’s alright. I don’t blame you,” Dad Qi interrupted him, shaking his head.
“I don’t ask for him to be clever, I just want him to be healthy. In fact, you’ll slowly discover that Little Fan is not perfect in all aspects. Because of his low blood sugar, he has always disliked sports.”
“Yes, I’ll listen to what Uncle Qi say...” Hearing this, Wei Han also got to thinking.
Qi Zhifan really seldom tired his body. He wouldn’t use force to solve anything that he can do with his brain. It seemed like God was still quite fair. Out of the so-called “morality, intelligence, physical fitness and beauty” total development, Qi Zhifan was only off the charts in “intelligence” and “beauty”, and definitely not good at sports, so there was nothing great.
From the start, not knowing what Wei Han was thinking in his own thoughts, Dad Qi urged with meaningful and heartfelt words, “Little Han, now that Little Fan has grown up, I can’t always look after him. Later on, I will have to trouble you a lot to take care of him for me.”
“You don’t have to worry, Uncle Qi. I will definitely take good care of him.”
The appearance of a good older brother on the surface, Wei Han was having a carnival inside. Haha, really hard work pays off. This time he really found a big weakness of his love rival.
The next day, after Wei Han had slept, he found that the joy and excitement of finding out his love rival’s weakness had faded away. As a good young man with moral principles and a lower limit, he thought that he must apologize to Qi Zhifan.
Hearing that Qi Zhifan was already awake, Wei Han quickly made a bowl of sweet-stewed snow pear to bring to him. When he walked to the ward door, he just happened to meet Mother Wei who was just coming out.
Mother Wei was a bit surprised and smiling, said, “Han-han, I just saw Fan-fan. His current state of mind is much better now.”
“Hmm, that’s good. I’ll go in and see him.”
“Wow, this is...” Mother Wei looked at the sweet-stewed snow pear in Wei Han’s hands and smiled even brighter. “Hehe, my family’s Han-han really is a ‘virtuous wife and loving mother’ type.”
“...Mom, I’m a man.” Wei Han frowned.
“Oh oh, then I’ll change it. It’s a ‘virtuous husband and loving father’ type.”
“...Mom, please stop talking.”
Upon entering the ward, Wei Han didn’t look at Qi Zhifan, lowered his head and put the bowl of sweet-stewed snow pear on the table. Then, somewhat embarrassed, turned his back to go. He also didn’t wait for Qi Zhifan to say something before he started to speak.
“That...that, Qi Zhifan, I let you down. I caused you to be chase by the bull, and also fainted. But you also know the cause and effect of the whole situation, uh...it’s a bit complicated, but it can’t all be blamed on me.
A...Also, as for your mobile phone, I know you are so rich, and it’s certainly not rare for you, but I will still save up money to give you a new one. I don’t want to owe you anything, to avoid giving you a handle on me in the future.”
Wei Han roughly finished all his words. Seeing as Qi Zhifan had not yet responded, he turned around to look. Qi Zhifan was leaning on the hospital bed, his mouth taut and his face looked very bad.
“Hey, I sincerely apologized to you. Why do you look like you want to vomit?” Wei Han was furious.
As a result in the next second, Qi Zhifan really lifted the quilt, got off the bed, and rushed to the toilet to vomit.
When Mother Wei came to visit earlier, she seemed to have mixed up syrup and salt water, causing Qi Zhifan to drink a bowl of salt water.
Looking at Qi Zhifan who was once again devastated by his muddle-headed mother, Wei Han patted his back, suddenly feeling a little sympathetic towards him.
Offering up the sweet-stewed snow pear that he’d made, Wei Han laughed “hehe” and said, “Drink well. This is what I specially made for you, and this time, it’s really ‘willingly’.”
“......”
Qi Zhifan had a profound look in his eyes as he looked at him. Unexpectedly, Wei Han’s “willingly” came for the first time.
Seeing Qi Zhifan still holding a skeptical wait-and-see attitude, Wei Han’s mouth twitched, and he simply used the spoon to scoop a mouthful for him, “Okay, in order to fully express my sincere apology, come and open your mouth. I will personally feed you.”
In an instant, Qi Zhifan’s heart was moved, and then, remaining calm and collected, shifted his eyes away and slightly opened his mouth.
Eating the mouthful of snow pear and tasting its sweetness, Qi Zhifan also felt the long-absent sweetness deep in his heart. He looked at Wei Han and suddenly felt that this older brother, after looking longer, was also very pleasing to the eye.
Feeding him, Wei Han began to persuade him in earnest, “Qi Zhifan, since you’re suffering from low blood sugar, you still dare to be a picky eater. Also, you don’t love sports, but are also cold and eccentric, and spend too much time on the mobile phone and computer.
“You can’t do this. People with low blood sugar should lead a regular life, so you usually have to develop the habit to exercise, diet should also be balanced, but also cultivate a cheerful personality and ensure you have adequate sleep.” ...
Qi Zhifan, “......”
What to do, he’s very annoying when he chatters.
This time, Wei Han encountered a lot of bad things on this family trip. However, he also discovered a major weakness of Qi Zhifan, and immediately felt that the hardship he’d suffered was worth it. Of course, he said these resentment and grudges related to Qi Zhifan, but also recorded them all in his “Odd Trouble Grievances Record”.
At the Qi home across the wall, Wei Han buried his head in his room and wrote down the grudges of the past few days. On this side, Qi Zhifan opened the drawer of the bedside cabinet and looked thoughtfully at the dazzling, sexy pink thing inside.
He thought about this time why he’d had an accident and fainted. In addition to his own physical condition, it also can’t be ruled out that Wei Han’s silliness had angered him into fainting.
And since then, every time Wei Han looked at him, it was with a strange look, mingled with sympathy and ridicule that he had never seen before. Ah, it seemed like he was being looked down on.
Suddenly “thump”, Qi Zhifan pushed the drawer in again.
The panties that Wei Han had lost a few months ago, the day when it’d be returned back to its master’s side seemed to be...far in the future.
Notes
Sweet-stewed snow pear