Chapter 1261 - - Two Doors
Chapter 1261 – Two Doors
A group of green-skinned Big Foot Monsters pounced towards An Zheng. An Zheng had just been sent here by the Eye of Hell so he did not know the situation, and his body had not even fully recovered yet. He stood up and wanted to punch the first Big Foot Monster to death, but his fist had already been thrown out, and he himself had also been thrown out.
He felt as if his two legs were made of noodles, and he couldn’t even stand up. He threw ouunch, and his body fell forward. This bite of his mouth was especially heavy.
“Why are there still people that haven’t died yet?”
One of the big legged monster’s face was filled with surprise, as it bent over and grabbed An Zheng’s ankle while dragging him inside.
“Stop!”
An Zheng shouted with all his might.
It was over two meters tall, wituge belly and thick legs. Its legs were at least half a meter long, and it was making ‘chi chi chi’ sounds as it walked along the road like a fat meat pad. Although these things looked dirty, they did not have a single trace of an unpleasant odor.
This Underworld seemed to be different from the one An Zheng had gone to before.
“He can still talk!”
It looked almost the same auman’s, except it was ugly, with a big nose, small eyes, triangular ears, and a pointed head. The flesh on their chins almost hid their necks, and when they walked the flesh on their chins trembled.
“Cough, cough.”
An Zheng got rid of that guy’s hand and sat down cross legged on the ground to breathe.
“You guys, can’t you tell who I am?”
A big-footed monster scratched its head as it came over, bent over and carefully looked at An Zheng: “I can’t tell, but could it be that you aren’t human?”
An Zheng: “This question is really f * cking hard to answer … You guys can’t feel the death aura in my body? ”
The big-footed monster that spoke came over, squatted down and took a whiff at An Zheng with its nose: “There is indeed one, does that mean you’re not human?”
An Zheng: “...”
“But, even if you’re not human, you shouldn’t be here.”
An Zheng: “What kind of place is this?”
“It’s the Pool of Samsara.”
The Big Foot Monster looked to be silly, it did not have any tricks up its sleeves, and An Zheng asked them what they answer. Moreover, they weren’t on guard at all. If they weren’t too ugly, they would look a little cute.
“Pool of Samsara?”
An Zheng thought for a while, “Is it the place that undergo reincarnation after death?”
“That’s not it …”
The Bigfoot Monster looked at An Zheng doubtfully, “Who exactly are you? Why don’t you even know about the Pool of Samsara?”
An Zheng: “About that … “Actually, I’m a visit.”
“A visit?”
The big-footed monster showed its teeth as it said, “I think you are a bad guy. You must be not completely dead, so there is still a deathly aura in your body!”
“No, no.”
An Zheng sat there and said seriously: “Let me explain … You know how big the world is, right? ”
“What does this have to do with how big the world is?”
“Of course there is. The world is vast, and there isn’t just one Underworld …”
An Zheng’s mind started to spin faster, and he started to tell nonsense, “In the Central Plains, hell is called hell. As for me, I came from the outside world of the Central Plains, from a place called the Black Sea Country. We are no match for your Central Plains. We are a small country. However, although the country is small, we have a complete set of departments. However, a few days ago, the King of Hell from the Underworld was taken care of due to corruption, and a new King of Hell came up. ”
“But this King of Hell was actually in charge of the storeroom. He had no experience in managing the underworld, but he had no choice. He had to do it even if he had to.” However, he had no idea how to operate it, so he came up with an idea … “Well, yes, he sent me on a business trip.”
“Travel?”
Big Foot Monster looked at An Zheng and said: “He didn’t blink his eyes when he spoke. It doesn’t seem like he was lying.”
The other big-footed monster said, “It looks like it, but I don’t think we can trust him that easily.”
An Zheng took out a bunch of candies from his spatial tool and placed them in the hands of the big-footed monsters one by one. “Come, come, in order to prove that what I’ve said isn’t a lie, I’ll let you guys taste our Black Sea Country’s candies.
“Sweets?”
The bigheads looked at each other, and one of them stuffed candy and wrapping paper into his mouth. However, after chewing for a while, it was rather tasty … “What is this smell?”
“Sweet.”
An Zheng peeled off the candy paper. “Eat like this, don’t eat this paper.”
A big-footed monster looked at the colorful confetti and said, “It looks pretty good, what’s on it … “Xu X Record?”
An Zheng: “Err …”
An Zheng: “That’s not important, the most important thing is for you to confirm my identity. I’m just lost, the Central Plains is too vast. It was so big that I felt a little disoriented. I didn’t know how I managed to walk all the way to this place, but suddenly, my legs gave way and I fell to the ground. ”
A big-footed monster said as he ate, “A person with such delicious food must not be a bad person.”
“Yes!”
Another one said, “Do you want to go back? This is the Pool of Samsara, there are 18 paths that lead to the 18 Halls of Yama, which Prison King’s Great Hall did you come from?”
“Prison King?”
An Zheng was startled, he thought to himself that the one who called him was not the Underworld King but Prison King.
“I don’t know either …”
An Zheng gestured frantically: “So big, this place is so big, I can’t find a way back. It should be the 1st level, the top level. ”
A big-footed monster laughed out loud, “You can tell from one look that you’ve never been here before. Where’s the first level? The eighteen Palace Kings were all on the first floor … What an idiot you are. ”
An Zheng dug ouile of candy: “I still have a lot here, tell me where is the entrance? I came in through the entrance, and I don’t know how I got here. I still have companions waiting outside for me, they won’t be able to come in without me. ”
“Oh...”
A big-footed monster grabbed a handful of candy and stood up. “You, come with me.”
An Zheng followed the big-legged monster and walked forward. The walkway here didn’t look too narrow, at least three people could walk along it. The big-footed monster walked in a very unique posture. As it walked, it stretched out its hand to scratch its butt, and then placed it in front of its nose to smell it.
“This is the entrance.”
The big-footed monster walked to a corner and pointed ahead. “Keep walking. There is a gate in front of you.”
An Zheng: “Thank you.”
Just as he took a step forward and turned around, the big-footed monster suddenly pushed him from behind. An Zheng threw himself forward and the door behind him closed with a creak.
“Idiot.”
The big-footed monster stuffed a piece of candy into his mouth: “We don’t believe that you’re here on a business trip. Even if it’s you, we’ll have to get someone up there to verify you. This place isn’t the entrance, the entrance is over there, hahahaha … The Big Foot Monster lied to you, you’re an idiot! ”
An Zheng: “Oh …”
The big-footed monster was obviously very pleased with himself. “Is the big-footed monster very smart?”
An Zheng replied, “Not at all.”
“Why? You’ve been tricked by the Bigfoot, why aren’t you willing to admit that I’m smarter than you? ”
An Zheng: “Because those candies of mine are actually not candies, but a kind of animal poop.”
The big-footed monster was startled, it spat out the candy in its mouth, then held onto the metal door’s railing and glared at An Zheng: “You actually gave us feces!”
As soon as he finished, his eyes rolled up and his body went limp. It looked likile of meat was piled there. It looked even softer and uglier.
“Not only did you give us feces, you even poisoned us with feces … You’re a bad guy. ”
The big-footed monster muttered something under its breath before fainting.
An Zheng summoned out the long blade Du Shoushou gave him, and cut open the iron door. He pushed open the door and went out to look at the Big Foot Monster: “You’re still saying that you’re smart, how can that be poop? Don’t you think how much of a trouble it would be to poison the poop …”
An Zheng rummaged through the Big Foot Monster’s body and took out an insignia. Although he did not know what it was used for, he kept it. Then, he ran towards the direction of the entrance that the Bigfoot had told him about. Surprisingly, he didn’t encounter any obstacles along the way. This place was so empty that it felt unreal. Along the way, they ran for more than a thousand meters. Not to mention humans, not even a single ghost could be seen. In one breath, they had arrived at the entrance mentioned by the big-footed monster. As expected, there were two very large doors.
However, these two doors were not connected, which meant that they were actually two doors. Which one should he open?
An Zheng looked at the door on the left, there was a drawing of a little person. On the right door, there was a small person.
“One in a skirt, one in no skirt.”
An Zheng snorted: “It won’t be difficult for me.”
He reached out to pull open the door of the little person who was not wearing a skirt, and a violent gust of wind violently blew in from outside. An Zheng was caught off guard and flipped backwards, flipping four or five times before he stopped. The first reason was that he had not fully recovered. The second reason was that the wind was truly too strong.
Without waiting for An Zheng to stand up, a large lump of meat heavily smashed onto An Zheng’s face. That was an incomparably huge butt of his. When he sat on An Zheng’s face, it made An Zheng suffocate continuously. The buttocks were large but elastic, and the flesh was not slack.
“Damned Big Foot Monster, get the hell up, you’re crushing me to death.”
An Zheng said in a muffled voice under his butt. Then, he felt the foot monster that was pressing down on him flip over and lie there. A familiar face came over and looked at An Zheng with a face full of fear: “Little An’zi, why are you here?!”
An Zheng coughed a few times, and realised that the person who smashed onto his body was Du Shoushou.
“Damn it, this is crushing me to death …”
Du Shoushou helped An Zheng up and looked at the things that fell in with Chen Shaobai and the monkey.
“Where are the two women from East China Sea Yaochi?”
“We’re still outside. We found two doors, both of which were painted with little people, one with a skirt and the other without. Although we don’t know what they mean, we don’t care, because no matter which door it is, we won’t be able to open it.” No matter how hard we try, we can’t do anything about it. Right at this moment, the little person without a skirt suddenly opened the door, and we were pulled in. ”
Du Shoushou looked at An Zheng’s slightly deflated nose. “Are you alright?”
An Zheng: “Oh, I understand … The door was divided into two, one because it was a man who entered hell, and the other because it was a woman who left. I opened the door, so it was you who were sucked in. “If what I pull apart is …”
Du Shoushou waved his hand: “Don’t say those two words.”
An Zheng replied, “What you said makes sense... Just open that door and they can come in. ”
Du Shoushou thought for a bit, when the man’s door was opened, he himself flew in and smashed his butt into An Zheng’s face, wouldn’t it be the same if the woman’s door was opened? The two girls outside were both beauties, especially the Goddess …
“Let me do it, let me do it!”
Du Shoushou ran over to open the door: “Let me do it!”
The moment he pulled the door open, the Goddess kicked the door open. But the door opened … Du Shoushou looked helplessly at a shoe coming his way. It smacked him on the face with a “pa” sound, directly kicking him backwards and sending him flying.
“That shouldn’t be the case …”